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deck (mamad) is alireza's father (168cm shorty) he was given the name because he fucked alireza every night
"veewoooveeewoooooo" this is the sound of DECK alarm
by thefuck!MAN November 23, 2021
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Staining the deck

The sweat spot left on the bed sheet after sex
Diego's little brother asked what are mom and dad doing in their room? There Staining the deck"said Diego.
by ButterBeer2 May 1, 2019
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they aren't playing with a full deck

When adults have mental issues, whether diagnosed, or gone undiagnosed, that lead them to act out erratically, or not like a logical, pragmatic individual.
Example: "they aren't playing with a full deck."

Damien: I ain’t going after nobody! They are fully grown adults. If they choose to go out that door, mad, or whatever, so be it.

Jimmie: Well, they may be fully grown adults, but…

Felicity: (Cutting her father, Jimmie, off). But they aren’t playing with a full deck.
by Danny Boss June 12, 2022
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Deck

A completely bland, abrasive person.

Just like a deck outside a home. Usually unvarnished, raw, pale, ugly, hard, abrasive, dull and bland.

So if you call someone a "deck", you are saying they're bland, abrasive, boring.
Henry is such a fucking irritating deck. Fuck him.
by ~~~ Anonymous ~~~ February 26, 2020
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Wet Poop Deck

When a girl poops on your penis and then she proceeds to suck it clean off, leaving the penis soaking with saliva and her mouth full of shit
Bro me and my girl tried out “Wet Poop Decklast night, it was crazy.
by AnalDirtStache October 2, 2019
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Tap Deck

When a Warlock topdecks a good card using his hero power in Hearthstone.
"...That son of a bich tap-decked Siphon Soul and prevented my lethal! never lucky bullshit"
"!or: "Hahaha Doomguard tap deck easy win
by TheFallenAngle January 11, 2018
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cold deck

(verb) In computers or related technology, running an executable or object program developed for and by another kind of system without modification. So called because prior to more advanced media, computer programs were mostly punched into and stored on card decks, and different computers usually had differing instruction sets instead of copying Intel.
This computer can cold deck anything in current or recent production.
by StarryGordon October 7, 2021
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