Baker

(n.) A unit of measurement specifically relating to a numerical representation of space on ones personal computer dedicated to downloaded internet pornography numerically equal to five (5) terabytes (tb) of storage.

When my server down ended up losing five Bakers of premium spank!

by Big Jay Dubs February 8, 2022

kaity baker

Kaity Baker is a beautiful creature with a hot sauce attitude. She's sweet as a button but sassy as cat shit. Kaity Baker will sing, dance,entertain, help. Kaity baker cares. Kaity baker listens. Kaity Baker talks soooo much. Loves the outdoors. A good mommy. Amazing in bed. Bomb kisser. Great poet/lyrical gifted. Is her fathers twin. Everyone either loves or hates Kaity baker. Easy to be friends with. Smokes entirely too much weed. Hometown girl. Traveler at heart. Namste. Cooking is a Kaity baker thing. You will never see a Kaity baker in jeans. Mostly a Kaity baker can be found sporting a side pony tale. The girl can sleep. Super duper goofy and mostly all the way up on 10 all the time. A Kaity Baker is a good thing to have on call. She's good at most everything.

Kaity Baker is a wild woman.
Kaity cannot be addressed without the baker.
Why would anyone eat a Cheeto out of their belly button or boob crack, or change their clothes just about anywhere & forget where she left them, oh because she's Kaity Baker.

by Tonguetied Travesty March 27, 2017

Baker

The type of woman with a dad who is a construction worker and a crazy step mom and a crazy step mom. A hard worker and a horrible cook. Someone who can teach their kids right and a drinker.

“Hey Mr.Baker”
“What year is it?”

by goofgooflaugh October 29, 2022

Eve Baker

The best person to ever exist and Eve Baker is also really attractive.

chad: wow look at her!
alex: thats eve baker!

by totallynotkylie November 25, 2020

Beef Baker

Someone who likes to stir up beef.

" Your such a beef baker."

by J_Dxvils March 15, 2021

Harvey Baker

Mango is him. He is the only Mango man

This is a Harvey Baker

by harveybaker June 15, 2022

Ms Baker

The bitch that fucking tells everyone at transit middle school to get their Asian bombing lookin asses off of the grass and to stay three feet away from the edge of the sidewalk because the bus drivers are slightly retarded.

Look at that fat bitch, goddamn Ms Baker lookin ass

by BigJuicyAssLicker December 4, 2019