Badgers Oven

Anus
Arsehole
Bum hole
Rectum
Prison Wallet

I slipped it in her badgers oven when she least expected it.

Hallam has an itchy badgers oven.

by DarthTater5738 February 20, 2025

Badger

To be fooled by an unknown person/scammer into sending money, usually through emotional appeals and photos.

The scam artist was able to badger the poor woman into sending money by sharing sweet puppy photos.

by Francifull February 16, 2022

drunk badger

When a Mazz tries to make a funny... and fails like a drunk badger

dont you drive a drunk badger any way?

by moogleassassin February 3, 2014

Stink Badger

When you're scratching your ass vigorously and an accidental slip of the hand causes your finger to slip into your asshole

Ed shared his excitement of finding the elusive Stink Badger with Fabian by wafting his finger towards his face.

by Wolfballz July 24, 2025

Post-Badger Rehabilitation

(noun)
German for “Healing after the Beast.”

The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband

to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.

“Is Dr. Penguin doing better?”

“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”

by Missy Muff February 23, 2019

badger

a animal that is really fucking cool

dude badger is so cool

by 1337badgers December 25, 2020

coffee badgers

“Coffee Badgers” are white collar employees that have been mandated back to the office after COVID. They badge in, drink a free coffee, socialize a little and then leave.

Hey Andy, did you see Rose today? “The bitch badged in, had a free coffee, strutted her ass around the office and fucked off”! Andy, “Fuck that shit ! We should be coffee badgers too!

by UpIce#3 December 21, 2023