by KevinR September 14, 2008
Get the Skippy Skids mug.When you rip out a girl's molars with a pair of pliers, then give her an orgasm by sticking a cow's heart up her ass.
Even though she was only on her 3rd date with Derek, Kelly knew by the needle nose pliers and miscellaneous cow parts strewn across his apartment that she was in for a Skippy Johnson as soon as she finished her Long Island Iced Tea.
by Rubba Slim December 14, 2008
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by skipptizilism May 13, 2009
Get the skippyism mug.The act of acknowledging ones email has been received but ignoring it completely despite repetitive follow up questions and emails regarding said email.
Luke send Skip an email and asked him if he had received it. Skip acknowledged the emails existence but never read it despite numerous follow up emails and questions. Luke was skipitized.
by skiptheemailreader February 10, 2010
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Get the skippygate mug.A disease usually contracted by students in school and people who dont like their jobs. It is non-spreadable, yet everybody seems to get it. It only lasts for one day. When your friend said he was sick and is back the next day, chances are the have Skipschoolatitus. When they have this disease they usually just skipped school or work. They will almost always deny having this disease
Person 1- Why were you gone yesterday
Person 2- I was sick.
Person 1- For only one day? What disease did you have Skipschoolatitus?
Person 2- NO!!!!
Person 2- I was sick.
Person 1- For only one day? What disease did you have Skipschoolatitus?
Person 2- NO!!!!
by tokeo55 March 18, 2011
Get the Skipschoolatitus mug.1. Any of various fishes that leap above the surface of the water, as a tuna or bonito, that tastes like peanut butter and/or sticks to the roof of your mouth.
2. A brand of peanut butter made with skippyjack fish.
3. A dork of an individual named Jack, Jackie or Jacqueline that skips rather than walks everywhere they go.
2. A brand of peanut butter made with skippyjack fish.
3. A dork of an individual named Jack, Jackie or Jacqueline that skips rather than walks everywhere they go.
1. Crap, I got a skippyjack and jellyfish sandwich...AGAIN.
2. Mom, can I add a jar of Skippyjack to our grocery list?
3. You sure are a dork, Skippyjack.
2. Mom, can I add a jar of Skippyjack to our grocery list?
3. You sure are a dork, Skippyjack.
by jacktheskipper August 22, 2011
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