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simpson

a very amazing and special person, who you should keep forever. they are so stunning and marriage material, and they are even more amazing if their name is evie.
"they are such a simpson , im never gonna leave them"
by juuuulessssss June 2, 2021
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Jared Hibbard-Simpson

Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the best boyfriend ever! He might seem like just another stupid boy at first but once you get to know him, its impossible not to fall in love with him. He will say sweet things to you and tell you you are beautiful at any given time. He is a very protective boyfriend because he thinks your the most beautiful girl in his world. He is so cute , funny and just amazing but he doesn't think very highly of him self, and at times he doesn't think he deserves a beautiful girl. If you have a boyfriend named Jared, i want you to tell him how you feel because he is the type of person that will truly listen to every word that you say . Once you fall for him, he will always have a place in your heart no matter what you do. Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. If you fall in love with him, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. My favorite thing about Jared is he always gives the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. That warmth you feel you'll never feel with anyone else in the world . Unsure of himself at times, but Knows what he wants and goes after it. Jared will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world, I know he's changed mine!
I'm so lucky to have a man like Jared Hibbard-Simpson in my life.
by BeccatheWrecka November 12, 2023
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Simpson

A Simpson is one one that has a considerably smaller TV than the average alpha male.
“Nice TV, how big is it?”
- it’s 55” mate..
“Haha! Proper tiny that. Right Simpson”
by Mcaw birdman August 22, 2024
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Simpson Zhao

1: Synonym for the word "GOAT", which stands for "The Greatest Of All Time".

2: An Awesome Individual who shares a great musical ability despite being extremely humble.
1: John is such a humble individual!! He is totally Simpson Zhao!

2: Henry is so good at Piano!! he sure is Simpson Zhao on the piano
by Jamesyuan111 August 12, 2025
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shanai simpson

Idk 18/30
Shanai Simpson got 18/30 on her english test
by anonymous February 3, 2024
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Max Simpson

Getting into a fight with someone when they steal your Great British pound coin.
Wow man, almost had a Max Simpson the other day with this homeless guy on spice. It's okay though I knocked that bastard the fuck out.
by Chinese Kevin March 7, 2019
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Simpsons that shit

It's a phrase that describes when a specific media franchise ( example -The Simpsons) is well past it's due date but the creators still insist on doing more and more - sometimes out of spite.
We can stop now OR we can keep going until any quality control that was once there is gone out the window forever. YEA ! Let's Simpsons that shit !
by familyguyfan555 October 15, 2023
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