rodeo salad

Getting your salad tossed while recieving oral from another chick and grabbing both heads,creating a rodeo bull riding effect,and a rumble in the balls.

Pat brought home two skanks last night, I walked in on a rodeo salad, that shit was hilarious

by Jheath420 October 16, 2007

couch salad

1. assembling a salad on a couch; a healthy snack or meal alternative for couch potatoes.

2. the odds and ends (Tator Tots, pennies, lighters, etc) that are found in between the crevices of the couch; in it's most literal sense, couch salad specifically refers to the lettuce found in salad - lettuce being slang for money.

1. a couch salad includes all of the salad "fixin's": greens, bacon pieces, cheese, croutons, etc. The greens are used as a vessel for the items listed above. A healthy, quick, and no mess alternative to normal couch potato fare.

2. "I need tip money for the pizza guy could you fish around under the couch cushions and grab me some couch salad?"

by Beth_The_Death February 16, 2008

glove salad

An accumulation of gloves often found at a jobsite during the cold season. They are typically found scattered around the baseboard heaters in the breakroom. Assortment of gloves is key as many workers use a variety of low quality gloves bought in bulk.

Jim: Holy shit look at all these gloves!

Aaron: It's like a glove salad.

by Billricksteveralphpeter April 7, 2009

salad strainer

A guy who eats out a girl after you've giving her a creampie.

Girl to guy after sex: now be my salad strainer

by johnmillions February 8, 2014

seattle salad

Weed

I am going to get some seattle salad

by billy ropollo November 1, 2013

Salad Boy

The kid in the dining hall who is overly sensitive about his salad-eating habits. Usually because he uses an excessive amount of dressing, typically of the raunchy-smelling kind, such as tuscan caeser.

"I don't use that much dressing!" "Ok, chill out, Salad Boy."

by buttchugger69 April 26, 2015

Salad Cowboy

When someone is so gay that calling them a faggot simply won't do. 1 Salad Cowboy - A super faggot who is not only a gay dick ridin' cowboy, but one who also enjoys giving a good salad toss.

"Did you see the way Tony licked Jim' s anus?" "I did what a salad cowboy!"

by Irishpat666 September 23, 2016