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Making olive oil

Cramming as many olives in your partners butthole (brimming full) and then have anal, use a dildo, or a strap on and peg your partner until the fruits of your labor (destroyed olives, the juice from the olives , and sex juices) starts rushing or gushing out.
Jason and his wife went on a European vacation and while on their Mediterranean cruise his wife exclaimes while holding a massive jar of olives in one hand and a strap on in the other “let’s make some olive oil!!!!”. Jason loves making Olive oil !
by RS THE PIG September 2, 2019
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Swindon Oil Change

The act of pouring hot gravy down your urethra followed by a kit kat chunky, then pulling the chunky out and watching the gravy spurt out after it.
Did you hear Smith did the Swindon Oil Change last night?!
by SWOM June 8, 2020
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Snake Oil Salesman

1. A con man
2. A male trying to talk a woman into having intercourse with him. The reference comes from a penis somewhat resembling a snake and from oil being an analog for semen.
The snake oil salesman did not present a very convincing case as he still lived with his parents and the lie he told me when he said, "Oh, they're actually staying with me, so I can take care of them." was transparent as both of them were able bodied and still employed.
by BadAtAcronyms June 7, 2017
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libyan oil change

verb. when a girl fingers a mans butt hole
excuse me miss can i please get one Libyan oil change?

yes u can sir $100.
by dirty a and the boys April 6, 2011
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texas oil field

Severe anal penetration (male or female) resulting in the expulsion of fecal matter all over the giver's genetalia.
I fucked her ass so hard, she erupted like a texas oil field.
by sluggo140 April 17, 2006
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shoulda coulda oiled

An expression used in situations where one could have avoided a poor, destructive, or unpleasant decision by smoking hash oil instead. Kind of like the V8 commercials, except replace V8 with oil.
Guy 1: I got drunk and totaled my car last night. I feel like such an idiot.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.

Guy 1: Man, yesterday sucked. I had to meet Jenny's parents and they totally hated me.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.

Guy 1: I can't believe Bob overdosed on heroin. He had his whole life ahead of him.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.
by Père Temps May 8, 2013
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Alaskan Oil Pipe

Sex move that is done by the man shitting into a condom and twisting it at the to seal it in then using as a dildo on the woman
Male: Would like to do that Alaskan Oil Pipe?
Female: OH MY GOD... YES!
by Grandpa Feces August 22, 2011
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