Matthew

A thick nibba who is hella cute. He has tall ass friends named Blayze or other wierd names of the sort. He also has other mixed friends that are of black decent. He likes video games and is an introvert to most.

Person 1: Who’s that.
Person 2: I don’t know but he looks like a matthew.

by Tirdface April 12, 2019

Matthew

That friend that always looks tired. He has a lot of hair and forgets a lot of things. He isn’t that good a paying attention either

Me: Matthew did you hear that?
Matthew: you where talking?

by Corn on my hand December 12, 2018

Matthew

Matthew is a kind of odd person. Once he likes he likes something he gets creepily obsessed and and never lets go. If you meet a man named Matthew you shud probobaly run.

Wow Matthew stop getting so obsessed giulia ur being such a Matthew.

by Mathew Sharpless December 14, 2018

Matthew

A dude who obsesses over the fact that your mom is a dentist

Matthew: hey I heard your mom is a dentist
You: yeah...
Matthew: oh lol that’s so cool can she do my braces hehe hehe
*one day later
Matthew: hey can your mom do my braces hehe hehe
You: *facepalm

by iamfromArea51help July 15, 2019

Matthew

Has a sexy ass

You see Matthew? He has a sexy ass

by 14432youdontknowme5566 February 13, 2018

Matthew

A Matthew you, normally shortened as Matt are very funny, cute, and normally has gorgeous brown eyes. A Matthew is a very good friend by always being there and keeping you strong. If you have a Matthew in your life please please do not let him go, because trust me you’ll need him!

Keep Matthew’s in your life!

by e.bar2els4 July 29, 2018

Matthew

a Phat Man That Plays Fortnite

ohh Look its a Phat man its probably a matthew

by Pissqual December 24, 2018