the jazz taker

The type of person who is very knowledgeable of jazz music.

The jazz taker was able to describe all different eras of modern jazz music.

by Dr. Hendo June 26, 2025

jazz BAND

hell. literal hell on earth. dorbandt is funny, but lizzie doesn’t think so.

“why are you so stressed”

“cause i’m in fucking jazz BAND asshole”

by denay March 24, 2021

Hit Jazz

A type of music or theme song for a character that on paper sounds like it shouldn't fit the character at all, but in execution, wraps back around to working entirely. Mostly by being a really, REALLY good song.

Person1: "Man I love the DBZ Fighterz soundtrack, especially Hit's theme!"

Person2: "The emotionless assassin character with a jazz theme? How does that make sense?"

Person1: "Exactly! It doesn't! But somehow it loops back around to making perfect sense! Who doesn't love a little Hit Jazz?"

by anonymous January 13, 2024

Jazz

To "jazz" is to shove as many tampons as you can up your ass in a poly-rhythmic and circular motion until your bum is officially sealed and your bank account is officially constipated. Tampons can be substituted for building insulation for those that prefer the sexual stimulation of asbestos. A beginner typically can fit 10 tampons, a master can fit 100 tampons.

Bro, my wife spontaneously took the kids to FAO Schwartz yesterday afternoon and man I had this 2 hour window to myself, I jazzed myself so fucking hard, I was constipated as fuck. That shit was OUT!

by EventHorizonTypeBeat February 11, 2024

jazz

a tiny little snail who has dyed SHOCKINGly blonde hair. jazz will dance into the overn any day of the week and really knows what is up. get yourself a JAZZ and youll be set for life.

get yourself a JAZZ and you'll be so jazzy when i say jazzy i mean really jazzy like fishy wonderful jazz jazz is amzazing jazz is great <3

girl 1: woah i was in the garden and there was a beautiful jazz

girl 2: woah lucky

by ploppsicle polopl ;plippy November 23, 2021

Jazz

Is that music genre that everyone recognizes but nobody can describe

Yeah... this is jazz... I don't know why it's jazz but it is

by Teoasf July 7, 2018

Jazz

He is funny and honest, has a dirty mind, and very loving. You should feel very special if you have a boyfriend named Jazz. You are very lucky if you have someone named Jazz and you should treat him with all your love. He will treat you nicely and spend a lot of money on you until his pockets are empty. But most important of all he loves anime girls/2d girls but that is why some people love him.

My boyfriend Jazz is very sexy and muscular his love for anime will destroy the world and his loving heart will make you feel special

by Clutchey May 13, 2021