Freedom Hillbilly

A person who thinks covid19 is a hoax and attempts to get America to open by treating essential workers like trash.

A Freedom Hillbilly came into work today, and after finding out our dining room wasn’t open yet lost his shit and said he’d take his business elsewhere.

by Astronaut Helmet May 13, 2020

Freedom

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Its Freedom

by abcbca September 21, 2020

Skin-Freedom

Exposing more skin than one would normally show

Have you noticed the skin-freedom that (insert name) has displayed lately?

by PurpleBlood77 October 8, 2020

Freedom! guns! 'merica!

What Asians say to Mock Americans, In response to Ching chong

Racist guy: Ching chong! Ching chong!
Asian guy: That's the same as me saying "Freedom! guns! 'merica!"

by Soviet cheese July 1, 2023

guitar freedom

A state of blissful enlightenment that grants one the ability to tell everyone to fuck off and shove thy job up thine ass because one is able to sustain one's lifestyle by playing the guitar.

(insert name of some asshole trying to tell you what to do): "Make sure you're up extra early in the morning. We've got allot of work to do."

(Insert name of recently liberated guitarist): "Nah. I don't need this bullshit anymore. I've got guitar freedom now. Have fun working for the man and hating your life!"

by luciferous July 19, 2019

freedom of warship

Da constitutional right dat allows you to board any of our nation's naval battlewagons whenever and however you please.

In the first Casey Ryback film "Under Siege", mercenary William Strannix takes the whole "freedom of warship" to a preposterous degree --- perhaps he did indeed have the right to go aboard the USS Missouri, but that didn't entitle him to take over the ship or harm the crewmembers.

by QuacksO October 6, 2020

Freedom

feeling you can't get when you're still chained in the past

Why can't I just forget about the things you did to me? Now I'm still hurt and can't even have a freedom.

by shizeyarah May 15, 2022