f/s

full service

John wanted f/s, but Amber gave him a back massage then ran out with the money.

by slushfish October 16, 2008

B Triple F

"Best Fucking Friends Forever"

Originally said in the movie Pineapple Express, this phrase has evolved into it's own catchy saying.

Cara: "Why do you hang out with her so much?"

Suzy: "Cause she's like my B Triple F & shit!"

by ohexkc February 26, 2009

T.O.F.T.S.

Too Old For This Shit.

I can't stay up late for The Office marathons anymore. I'm T.O.F.T.S.

by Alucrix28 October 21, 2009

C.T.F.U.A.

C.T.F.U.A stand for “Catch the Fuck Up Asshole”. This term is generally used when someone is tired of repeating themselves and having to repeat what they have already said to someone who either wasn’t listening or wasn’t in there when what’s being repeated was originally said.

Person 1: The teacher told us what page our assignment was on but Robbie wasn’t listening as usual so when he asked me to repeat what the teacher said all I could say was “C.T.F.U.A. Robbie, jeez why don’t you ever pay attention.

Robbie: I’m to poor to pay attention that’s why....

Person 1: Wow Robbie just wow....

by Dr. Cowabunga May 12, 2019

Don't f**k with cats

A Netflix documentary on Luka Magnotta's awful crimes. Generally meant in the sense of just don't be an idiot and abuse animals.

A: "Some idiot posted a video of killing kittens online. The internet hunted him down."
B: "Tss, deserved. Don't f**k with cats."

by don't kys u're hot December 18, 2021

Alec F.

Alec is the best boyfriend ever. I love him so much and he always puts a smile on my face. I couldn't have asked for a better friend and boyfriend :))

Hey is that Alec F. over there ?
Yeah, hes the best boyfriend ever :))

by urvintagegrandma April 14, 2023

Y.L.A.F

You lame as fuck

-Him:*slides into dm's*
Her:-Nigga Y.L.A.F

by Cra-ZN-sane December 16, 2014