Dylan

Commonly known throughout his friend group as an asshole. He is very mean to many of his friends. He is good at sports, mostly just gymnastics because he's gay.

"Look at that faggot, he reminds me of Dylan!"

by muhu_ March 31, 2020

Dylan

Dylan is an absolute buer who loves his girlfriend very much hes has a massive Penis and hes an absolute sex machine lads be like dylan

Dylan is a sex machine

by Leigh leigh 69 November 23, 2020

Dylan

Dylan’s are really good friends. They will always check up on you when you look sad, and will always be there for you. They are the biggest simps, they would rather be with their crush than their friends, and will do anything to try and get with that person. They are pretty smart and care about how they do in school. They’re innocent and don’t get into a lot of drama, but they can still have a laugh. They are actually really fun to be around. If you know a Dylan, you’re one lucky person

Friend 1 : Dylan has blown us off again to hang with that girl
Friend 2 : He’s such a simp

by Tiktok Girl May 28, 2020

Dylan

A Dylan is usually a person with abnormally large quarter nips

Oh my God! Look at his Dylan's!

by Itzshyeboii April 10, 2017

dylan

A FAT CUNT

Who is he?
Oh, he is a dylan

by hiopli May 14, 2017

Dylan

A boy with a short stumpy chode and one lonesome pube. He's extremely passionate about his opinions, all of which are about food.

Girl#1: can I borrow a pair of tweezers?
Girl#2: yeah why?
Girl#3: I want to wank of dylan.

by bluewaffle June 6, 2017

Dylan

Can be a mother fucking DICK and fake love you at the same time. He would do anything to get out of doing stuff with his girlfriend and break her fucking heart. DON'T TRUST A Dylan, if you have one in your life...FUCKING RUN!!!

"Dylan? Please do something with me please!!"

"Not right now! I'm going out with my friends and don't want to be around you right now"

Dylan walks out the door

"You say that everyday...:

by EzriaB26 November 5, 2017