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Generally Likes to Molest and Rape fucking Black Jewish Kids,Likely in the 8th grade he fucking shot up his classroom, he likes guns, a little too much for a normal normie, dont go near him when he isnt on his cocaine, he likes to hang out with matthew Bitchcoooock. Usually in bed on instagram while being sugged by a 3rd grader. he is known for his blatant homosexuality.
by no homous December 21, 2018
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dylan is a bitchass bitch boy who's name was mentioned on the june 2018 algebra 1 regents exam. he was mentioned on question 37, and recieved a lot of backlash on twitter and snapchat because he's a stupid piece of shit who can't count his own money. this stupid motherfucker costed everyone 6 points on the part 4 of the algebra regents. fuck every whore named dylan. i hope your mom takes away all your dimes and quarters and your bitchass video games.
"dylan is a little bitch boy who can suck a fat cock. because of dylan we all have to go to summer school."
by largeforehead@sachem.edu June 15, 2018
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Dylan is very loveable guy ,extremly hot ,usally loves a sweet girl usally in love with girps name sophia
Girl:Damn i wander is he single .
Other girl :is he a dylan

Sophia:ya but he is dating me
by Zepher232128 July 5, 2018
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A cheap pathetic ugly nasty dirty mean douchbag dickface shit head ball licking dick sucking asshole who doesn't know to stop dipping his dick in anything with a pulse.
"Dylan is a fucking idiot"
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dylan is a person who is usually black and has a bad sense of humor and wears an oakland athletics jacket.
dylan is in class today
by poo is so dylan these days January 29, 2019
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Dylan is the kind of guy that when you first see him you immediately fall in love with him. Dylan will be the most amazing, sweetest, kind, caring, funny, and the hottest sexiest most cutest guy you will ever meet. At first, you try to deny that you like him, but deep down you do. when you start talking to a Dylan you have a really bubbly feeling about him in your stomach. and when you talk to him you feel butterflies fluttering around in your stomach. you never should ever let this boy go bc he needs u he needs u and u need to show him that you love and care abt him
dylan is beautiful

hey ur so protective you must be dylan
by 24lovehooppickle February 15, 2019
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The guy that created the universe by masturbating so hard his single sperm created everything we know of. He is also "ascended"
The person who sits next to me in geography class is a Dylan.
by Kailin12 May 13, 2019
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