crash points

when you try to gain “cool points” by crashing out, usually with the intent of impressing at least 1 females within earshot.

Don’t pay attention to that dummy challenging the cashier to a fight, he’s just trying to score crash points for the baddie outside.

by Bluberry_yum_yum October 8, 2025

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Crash for cash

Crash for cash: A new criminal trend where individuals stage accidents, either involving themselves or innocent bystanders, to fraudulently claim insurance money. This behavior not only endangers lives and violates highway regulations, but also drives up insurance prices Often, criminals either target innocent people or get paid by others to stage collisions, enabling them to claim insurance payouts and receive courtesy cars, effectively having their vehicles written off for profit along with high medical claims payouts for medical injuries.

Frank: Lee, I was, driving in London, and this bloke just pulls out and slams his brakes on for no reason. I went straight into the back of him! , there was nothing in front of him! I don’t get it.

Lee: Ah, mate, sounds like one of them Crash for cash scammers. probably trying to get a cheeky insurance payout!

Frank: Yeah, you might be right. That geezer did look a bit dodgy. Great, I’m going to lose my no-claims bonus. Not happy about this Crash for cash geezer. Next time I see him I'm going to batter him.

Lee:LOL.

by Jamie Cheese November 11, 2025

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