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christopher

christopher is the kind of man that makes you do a double take. He is sweet and attractive in every way. He takes your breath away and sweeps you off your feet. He may not make a move for 4 years but, he will be waiting for you with open arms to begin a bright beautiful future with you. He’s perfect and a great cook, supposedly. Amazing all around. Skillful, smart, courageous, brave, protective, romantic, sweet, hilarious and beautiful laugh and smile .
Christopher stole something of mine, that’s normal tempo is 60-100.
by jooooooooojojojojojojojo November 24, 2021
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Christopher Madrid

A very cute player that many girls simp for. He is very cute and makes the non-hoe girls fall for him. Hopefully he is obsessed with the right girl. He is boy who doesn't know what he wants. He is hispanic, short, hot, cute, indecisive, mamas boy, has mommy issues, like boobs, really loves thighs, is a one piece fan, is a player yet wants something serious. He is very kind and sweet though, he just isn't dating material though.
Christopher Madrid needs to get his shit together.
by urlocalMILF<3 April 10, 2022
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Christopher bass

His hands are salty and he has a fishy willy
Yo Christopher bass get yo stanky penis out my mouth
by Ethansbigpenis August 7, 2022
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christopher hance

A man who plays basketball, baseball, and football. He's not a poop nugget and is wayyyy better than James! He gets all da the girls and gets me with style. What a guy!
Man, that guys is a definite Christopher Hance
by James the Poopnugget November 22, 2016
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Christopher

A HOT SEXC MF🥵🥵🥵
That mf a christopher🥵
by Bruh😩 November 21, 2021
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kevin christopher

some old ass nigga thats like hundreds of millions of years old
"yo my grandpa old asf" - taj
"he not as old as kevin that nigga was in the primordial soup" - kevin christopher
by leviticus3k December 22, 2021
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Christopher Ortiz

He is looked at as a god of hope and the earth’s protector.
If I ever need Christopher Ortiz to help me. I pray to him amén.
by SmokeyOrtiz November 24, 2021
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