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Canada's History

That process of being in the front row to the greatest show on earth. After they stopped using maple syrup as lube and quit shoving antlers in their beavers, they noticed the ballers below them in the United States, and have been watching ever since.
Damn, Canada's History used to be so hot and sticky, but at least our igloos aren't melting anymore.
by ColbertNation2010 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Canada's history is a sexual act involving two partners. The first partner bends over a table, and makes moose antlers with his hands. The other partner, equipped with a power drill, threads a squash onto the spinning head, and using maple syrup as lubrication, inserts it into the ass of the so-called "moose." After the anal stimulation, the "moose" defecates onto the face of the driller. The driller uses the feces to paint his face, and places two fecal matters above his ears to imitate a Kodiak Bear. When this is complete, the "moose" and the "kodiak" perform full pen. sex, using more maple syrup as lubrication, and when finished, clean off using the Canadian flag.
"Hey Joshin, you show me Canada's History later?"

"I don't know Pierre, I can't afford another flag.
by Irish439 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

An unspeakable sex act involving Moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
"Yeah man, we were getting wild last night and I gave her Canada's History!!"
by AdrenoKr0m3 February 4, 2010
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canada's history

Recently the comedian known as stephen colbert was in vancouver checking out the olympics when he was eaten by the mighty canadian grizzly bear!
"The future of canada's history looks alot brighter than that broke ass neighbor to the south!"
by egokills February 17, 2010
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Canada's History

A grotesque method of killing small kittens.
The man was found guilty of animal abuse for committing Canada's History
by stephencolbert2345 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act done with multiple people

one person sits on top of the Stanley Cup and shits in it. This person also puts on a pair of Moose antlers. Using Maple syrup as lube, This person uses the tips of the antlers to penetrate the other members in this sex party.
Guy 1: what did you do last night?

Guy 2: My girlfriend and i hooked up with some people for some Canada's History.
by Metromorpher February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

When, using maple syrup as lube, you use a pair of antlers to spread a girls pussy and put the stanly cup inside. You then proceed to fuck her in the ass. When shes about to cum you pull your dick out of her ass and do the heimlich maneuver so the stanley cup comes shooting out in a rain of maple deliciousness
Dude I heard Colbert pulled a "Canada's History" on her last night.
by DA-U February 4, 2010
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