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Brandon

Brandon is usually associated with a fat, dorrito eating hacker who would try anything to be a tough guy
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Mom: Hey brandon
Brandon: I want McDonald's
by Violet Knowles October 5, 2018
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A total asshole who thinks he knows everything a compete know it all and is also total pansey
Brandon a total prick you don’t wont your daughter around.
by xxmichealblack10xx May 24, 2018
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Brandon is the worst kind of friend you could possibly meet. He is always going out of his way to make your life miserable
Brandon can die.
by Whdhdjjdajdjjc May 26, 2018
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A superficial political player willing to do anything, no matter how unethical or reprehensible, to increase their own power, personal bank account or family standing while shrieking that anyone who opposes them are the actual bad actors in any given situation. A Brandon is especially gifted at harnessing - or trying to harness - the official power of the state, employer or media to punish innocent people who disagree with them. (See also Karen.)
"I was in Starbucks talking about the pointlessness of vaccine mandates for 'omicron' and some #Brandon started shrieking that he was going to call the cops. Jesus, can you believe these people?"
by ProfitGeoff December 25, 2021
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Synonym for a loser nobody likes

They are always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.

They are Losers...

Also know as Dumb Fucks, Idiots, Fools, Dumb Asses, Dick Heads, etc.
Nobody likes Brandon, I don’t wanna be like Brandon
by Mr_Goosey February 7, 2022
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A good guy. The good guy in the bunch. A guy that’s just good. One in a dozen good guy. 10/10 good guy quality. Quality over quantity good guy.
That’s Good Guy Brandon over there! He’s really a good guy!
by Tinn02 April 17, 2022
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