Simeon Baker

An individual who will sabotage and betray you

Simeon Baker left me at the football field.

by some_real definitions August 24, 2022

A Baker's Dozen

A state of having so many women interested in you that a dozen would be an understatement. Therefore, it is known that you have a "Baker's Dozen" women

"Look at David go! That guy's got A Baker's Dozen! Girls just can't get enough of him"

by mouseman956 January 4, 2025

abby baker

Absolute unit. Thick, baddie with a fatty. Junk in the trunk. The whole caboose. Don’t be fooled by the booty, she will take an ungodly amount of cash for her stash.

Paul Promise: “ yo what’s that rumbling and jumbling over there?”
Leviathan: “ That’s juicy asf Abby baker with all the water tag money”

by Jakzichdbe October 3, 2020

The Chief Baker

The best cake artist in Kampala Uganda.
Find him on Instagram, Twitter ad Facebook.

"The Chief Baker"...you just said it...!!

by The Chief Baker November 23, 2021

Wilfredo Mundo Quinones Are Mia Winters <&>AndA<&. Zoey Baker From Capcom's Resident Evil VII: Biohazard

Wilfredo Mundo Quinones Are Mia Winters <&>AndA<&. Zoey Baker From Capcom's Resident Evil VII: Biohazard

Wilfredo Mundo Quinones Are Mia Winters <&>AndA<&. Zoey Baker From Capcom's Resident Evil VII: Biohazard

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Baker

Pikey Nonce who likes Westlife

That bloke is a “Baker”

by J-Barnett96 March 11, 2021

baker smerk

undefinable, but priceless

maybe a slight curl of the lips

Cheech: (insert joke here)
Baker: (the baker smerk)

by capam713 May 14, 2011