Twitter Dumped

Your partner finally sees sense and ends the relationship with you. You then bitch about it on Twitter, summing up your feelings in 140 characters.

Twitter Dumped examples:

1. Got dumped.. cried last night, cried in the shower. cried on the bus. about to cry. pretty soon a should be dehydrated.

2. My boyfriend just broke up with me for a short fat ugly buckteeth mewn little bitch---as u may tell...im not happy!

by TwitDumped March 04, 2010

dumped a canoe

Pooped on her peach (vagina)

Last night I dumped a canoe, literally pooped on her vagina

by Wiznut August 18, 2017

Darwinian Dump

A bowel movement of such length that it is climbing out of the toilet water.

I had a darwinian dump this morning, that thing was climbing up the side of the toilet bowl.

by PhillybertoB September 09, 2013

Dump Boy

A derisive nickname for that guy in your office who spends way too much time in the workplace unisex bathroom taking a dump.

Well, there goes Dump Boy, he’s headed in there again, so we’d all better steer clear for the next 30 minutes to let it air out!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 09, 2023

heli-dump

The act of taking a massive dump whilst spinning in a circular motion thus spraying and or plastering the surrounding area. Heli-dumps are best practiced at "the ex-girlfriend's place".

I did a heli-dump at work. My boss was somewhat impressed and or aroused

by theoxnardians July 25, 2010

Tea Dump

the act of shitting on anothers chin as opposed to putting ones genitals on their chin This is great to do after a large meal at Taco Bell.

Screw the tea bagging, let's just tea dump them.

by Rogue Word Smith May 20, 2017

Government dump

When a shit requires a lot of paperwork.

Bring me some more toilet paper, I'm taking a government dump.

by aguyinnc12 July 04, 2011