The Ultimate Douchebag

Someone who says stupid shit online and then proceeds to beg for money as if they didn’t just piss off a bunch of people

She said she hates men and then she plugged her OnlyFans. She is The Ultimate Douchebag

by DR@90N May 28, 2020

Ultimate Staff

Ultimate: the highest of the high, the best, and the unreachable position. Therefore, it is absolute; the ending; final.

Staff: people that work under you and/or for you.

Ultimate Staff

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by willdb May 15, 2010

ultimate customer experience

When a company or organization provides customer service that exceeds all expectations and you walk away feeling like a pretty princess. Abbreviated as UCE.

I just went to the scooter shop and had the ultimate customer experience.

by babouarcher June 30, 2017

Ultimate Alpha

Someone who goes to MeekDonnel with his friends at 3am.

lesgo meekdonnel for ultimate alpha status, jamooi

by Jamooi April 9, 2019

Ultimate blinker

When your friend has a vape and you blow in the back while he’s holding his breath (it fills his lungs)

Holy shit bro that Ultimate blinker (UB) was fucking crazzyyyy

by rumer grove February 10, 2024

Ultimate Trump Card

An ability passive or not. That makes the character unbeatable no matter what in most fights.

V1's Ultimate trump card is that he heals when his enemy bleeds.
Super man can't be beaten without kryptonite that's basically an ultimate trump card

by pauleps February 15, 2025

Ultimate Mongoli

A debate as old as time between Mutaz and Aws to see who is more mongoli, an answer that even the troops could not reach as it remains inconclusive yet the battle rages on.

Abed is mongoli af, but he will never be the “Ultimate Mongoli” .

by Fursan Al Leil August 29, 2023