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Tuesday

Blanche: "You know what they call it when a woman sleeps with two men at the same time?"
Sophia: "You'd call it Tuesday!"

#GoldenGirls
by Liz8472 February 6, 2018
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Tiesto Tuesday

1. Tiesto Tuesday is the act of choosing DJ Tiesto's music to listen to for the majority or all of the day.
2. Can also be used to mask confused yelling of fellow office workers when the annoying Tuesday issues come in.
We didn't hear Chip yelling at Josh on the phone because Tiesto Tuesday was cranked up on the uber expensive Sonos speaker system.
by emoSyuG November 5, 2020
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Tuesday

A FAT TUESDAY WOULD SMACK RN
by Facts man May 16, 2020
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No trouble on a Tuesday

A phrase suggesting Tuesdays are easy unimportant days, unlikely to cause drama or major shifts. Also used as a comeback to reject or shut down the start of drama.
"Stop starting shit. There's no trouble on a Tuesday."

(Meaning, today is NOT my day to deal with that.)

Or..."I don't want to go to work today, but it's ok, but because there's no trouble on a Tuesday.
by R. Lethe November 17, 2020
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Tickle Tuesday

on tuesday you commit horrid yet hillarious violations to your close ones but simply tickling them, make sure they have PTSD by the end of the day from hillarious yet impossibly illegal violations, from tickling, some people take the chance out of context. if you know...
Hey it's tickle tuesday!

Help this dude is trying to tickle me on Tickle Tuesday!
by cennycoastsigma May 1, 2025
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Tuesday Lover

To do some weird and quirky activities on tuesdays
Tuesday lovers really love to put the vore in the vortennial
by M1kael July 2, 2023
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Tuesday Dinner

a social gathering of friends at Denise's on a Tuesday
each friend plans dinner once, takes charge of the stove but makes others cut the onions
a few bottles of wine are shared, occasionally the group has cocktails
the evening ends in conversations way too deep for a Tuesday night, a dance party or someone falling asleep on a beanbag
Natalie: Can we go to Lidl? I need to get stuff for the Gnocchi for Tuesday Dinner.
Marina: Yes! Is Joe making cocktails?
by denisez April 18, 2021
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