Meth Dump; When a dissatisfied and soured customer returns to your place of business, with a huge gulp of kookabura coffee and takes a horrendous revenge dump in your employee bathroom without spraying air freshener or turning on ventilation fan or even flushing, as if they had been smoking meth.
"Mrs. Jones must have been pissed because she took a massive meth dump in the customer bathroom! WELL PLAYED MRS JONES. WELL PLAYED!"
by MONGO TRAINER November 13, 2018
Get the METH DUMPmug. Example One:
Adam was running late so he decided to take a cereal-dump.
Example Two:
Person 1: "Where have you been?"
Person 2: "I was Cereal-Dumping"
Adam was running late so he decided to take a cereal-dump.
Example Two:
Person 1: "Where have you been?"
Person 2: "I was Cereal-Dumping"
by Jimi93 July 17, 2011
Get the Cereal-Dumpingmug. You’re sitting in the Sonic bathroom, after a lovely chili cheese dog. There’s a line outside that’s been there for about 20 minutes because you’ve been busy on the toilet. You’re finally done with your business, and you have one more shit to plop out. You let it out, but it is a small one. It hits the water, and you feel the cold water splash up and hit you, also called a dump scare.
by Big dicky dick boy September 12, 2022
Get the dump scaremug. by aguyinnc12 July 6, 2011
Get the Government dumpmug. by PhillybertoB September 9, 2013
Get the Darwinian Dumpmug. A time after a Quarter-Past-Dump, but before 15-Till-Dump. As the term suggests, this is a grand era, when the heir to the porcelain throne "rains" supreme, releasing good fortune and wealth into the toilet bowl, to the likes of ashes in the wind.
Many great memes can be discovered at this time. It is not uncommon for the person to die nobly during this time, passing down the throne to another heir and their new "rain".
Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."
Many great memes can be discovered at this time. It is not uncommon for the person to die nobly during this time, passing down the throne to another heir and their new "rain".
Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."
Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."
by 50K All Day April 5, 2018
Get the Dump-Thirtymug. A term used by anti-New Orleans Saints fans (basically the rest of the NFL team's fans) in order to display their annoyance and hatred for the overkilled term "Who Dat?"
As the final seconds ticked off the clock, the Carolina Panthers fans chanted "Dump-dat" as the Saints fans poured out of the stadium admist another defeat by the hands of the Panthers.
by Timmymoto April 22, 2010
Get the dump-datmug.