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hang dangers

The tits of a woman, usually at the age of 40 or older that sag to the point that they drag along the ground. Usually they require the use of the infamous "Over the shoulder boulder holders". They can also be referred to as fried eggs hanging from a nail. Usually unassuming and appear large and appealing when clothed but when unleashed they're given away by the classic double thump or " thump thump!" Approach any suspect hang dangers with caution, unless you're into that kinda stuff.
Dude, Joey's mom has a nice rack!

-friend- Yeah, but they're freakin hang dangers man! I totally caught her getting out of the shower and I swear to God she almost tripped over them.
by TheDude41780 March 11, 2015
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Spicy Stranger Danger

Sit on your hand until numb, eat some Fuego Takis, then jerk off violently in front of a mirror.
"Don't go in there, Justin has been at it with the 'Ol Spicy Stranger Danger for awhile!!"
by AssMaster5k June 5, 2022
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dangerously good-looking

A guy who's so damn gorgeous and sexy you dont trust yourself not to attack him even if he has a girlfriend
Ryan is dangerously good-looking. I probably shouldn't be left alone with him.
by starsky:) February 6, 2018
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Danger Money

An hip hop artist that was raised in Atlanta’s Carver Village neighborhood in patrol zone Zone 3.
Wow , Did you know we missed Danger Money Show last week.
by 1426money March 11, 2018
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Slang Danger

(Slang-Dang;Ger) When a person of the male species performs sexual intercourse with someone and the third party gets excited with a feeling of a friend doing something impressive.
John: I finna f*** the s*** out of my girl.
Mark: Hell yeah, Homie bout to slang danger
by Amoguspeepeepoopoo November 22, 2022
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Danger Braille

Blind Mike said he would never get with Vanessa because she’s got that danger braille
by Seizures Palace July 27, 2024
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Danger Close

When performing sexual acts with a partner and they are either close to starting their period or having stomach issues, you do the deed anyways
I earned my danger close badge last night. I was going down on Kelly and after, she started her period! I close to getting my red wings!
by Willierobthorton March 10, 2022
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