A sport superior to all others in which Om and Faaris dominate because Indians and Pakistanis are gods. England think they are good but seriously...
Go FUCK URSELF
Go FUCK URSELF
Person 1: We're playing Cricket
Person 2: Lucky that sport is far superior than all others
Person 1: I just got to be careful with all the Indians and Pakistanis
Person 2: Yeah they're GODS
Person 2: Lucky that sport is far superior than all others
Person 1: I just got to be careful with all the Indians and Pakistanis
Person 2: Yeah they're GODS
by MaNameDefinetleyNotJeff July 21, 2019
Get the Cricket mug.An individual with a substance addiction, which is supported through the sale of stolen merchandise. A "cricket" is characteristically active at night, marketing stolen items to contacts quickly by selling goods at a discounted rate. They are likely to be housing and dropping off merchandise via a 1998-2011 Ford Crown Victoria. If a regular customer, it is not uncommon for a cricket to take requests for future transactions.
I met up with my cricket, but when I bought what I asked for, he tried to sell me a vacuum cleaner and a speaker.
by T. Sherman January 16, 2024
Get the Cricket mug.A person that you have no romantic or sexual feelings for that constantly hits up your phone or social media. They are extremely annoying and are only after you sexually.
"This guy just messaged me 5 times in a row, he is such a pube cricket, I wish he would leave me alone."
by epictrollin May 16, 2019
Get the Pube Cricket mug.Slang term for female genitalia of which the labia is particularly prominent, meaty, like the neck of a chicken or of a turkey.
Also see "Beef Curtains"
Also see "Beef Curtains"
by eurocelt June 30, 2017
Get the cricket bat snatch mug.Someone who repeatedly attempts to start up conversation in a group chat / text / email thread, but is never responded to, as what they are saying is irrelevant to the concerns of any of the recipients.
He wouldn't be such a cricket king if he didn't feel the need to start talking about nonsense every time the group goes silent.
by commissioner mugsy August 29, 2017
Get the cricket king mug.Jesus christ Rose! This whole stack of mail is from different inmates! What are you somekind of prison cricket.
by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023
Get the prison cricket mug.When someone is exhibiting irrational behavior and has disregarded their inner conscious. Similarly to Jiminy Cricket from Pinocchio.
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