Shapeshifter

A person who can change into the opposite sex for criminal purposes. They can assume the characteristics body and gait of the other sex almost at will. Its more than a Sibyll like change, they are demonic in the change and lure you in by making you think they are "helpless" "coy" or "simple" and then attack when they are alone with you, torture you and eventually kill you unless you have good friends or family around you to protect you

Bill was surprised by his wife Theodora. He thought she was a domestic violence victim, so he gave her a house and once he bought it, Theodora shapshifted into a man and drugged poor Bill into outer space while she went around the city committing crimes as a man then shapeshifting when she returned home. During a brief moment of clarity during the intermission of his drug induced early brain death he realized to his chagrin that Theodora was a shapeshifter, Theodora had duped him and was the opposite of the victim he thought he had rescued. She was a predator and criminal . She was a He. She was a typical Shapeshifter.

by Julia Caesar October 17, 2018

Shaved ham

Usually done during foreplay. When your partners penis has been played with enough where it has become harder than a ham bone, you quickly grab a cheese grate and try to skin off as many layers of his cock as you can. Shaved Ham are the penis shavings.

My dad wasn't giving me my weekly allowance so I shaved ham.

by nob May 11, 2004

shapey

the action of a girl putting her lips in a fashion that perfectly fits the diameter of her partners penis, which she is about to perform a blow job on.

Guy: yo bitch you better be fixin for a shapey less you want the back hand

Girl: tehehe okay

by iknowtherealword May 31, 2010

shape

shape is a widely used phrase meaning 'ape shit'

it would be used if someone is getting angry or stressy at you,it would be used sarcastically

by sazle March 2, 2004

Smaped

In todays outside smokers sub-society the practice of peforming non-consensual sex while nipping out for a crafty fag is common practice

Hand me that lighter Bob. That bit of fluff walking outside is getting smaped

by Willy Everlearn October 24, 2009

Shaperpin

The most expensive kind of a certain liquor. It can apply to whiskey, vodka, rum, tequila, and any other type of liquor.

Dude did you get the tequila shaperpin?
Ya man I spent $400 on some don julio, it was the most expensive tequila they had at the liquor store.

by Bull35 January 5, 2011

shaved possum

Armadillo

I went to a hoe-down and saw a bunch of shaved possums.

by GY4444 April 18, 2012