Michael

He is ugly.

He is such a Michael

by AndIOop666 January 3, 2020

Michael

Michael is the guy who sends you hella mixed signals but you fall for him anyways. His brown eyes make you melt when he stares at you. All the girls want him, and hes nice to everyone. Hes really funny and thats part of the reason you fall. Hes addictive and lovable. If you found yourself a Michael, never let him go babe,

girl 1 : "Bro ask michael if he thinks youre hot lol"
girl 2 : "nonono he scares me ! I can't ever tell how he feels about me "

by loveforages04 November 3, 2019

Michael

Bitch-ass mother-fucker.

God, Michael is such a bitch-ass mother-fucker.

by Bunny3187 January 14, 2019

Michael

A short weak sad Pearson who plays fortnite way too much, so much in fact that it’s unhealthy. Also a name to call someone when you are mad at them.

Dear god you’re such a Michael

by KyLyn It August 5, 2018

michael

a man that farts so much that he is categorized as a bio hazard weapon

michael stop we had to shut down power so it doesnt blow up

by jacob billy September 24, 2018

Michael

Michael a pussy ass nigga that nobody likes. He always says he's gonna fight you but backs out. Acts like he's better then every one but he's not

Michael said he would fight me so I said ok and e left.

by Jahsehdwyane. Onfroy September 28, 2018

Michael

Basically means loser or bitch

You are being such a Michael

by Team name November 30, 2019