The most annoying, high-pitched prick in the entire universe and beyond. Stay a far distance away from this monstrosity. Be warned: You may get Ebola if you are between 15-20 meters radius.
by -The Awesome Person! October 23, 2017
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by Corn on my hand December 12, 2018
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Matthew I love you baby
by Dale dobback November 12, 2020
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they’ll ignore u.
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but there’s plenty of things that will make up for it.
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he ruins ur day then saves it at the last minute.
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the best type of matthews are brown hair, brown eyes with freckles.
although matthews can be the sweetest and are full of banter,
they can be the biggest fucking shitheads ever.
they’ll ignore u.
they’ll upset u.
they’ll break ur heart.
they’re the biggest assholes.
but there’s plenty of things that will make up for it.
matthews are caring boys who’ll make the best boyfriends.
he ruins ur day then saves it at the last minute.
u may think that he’s a toxic person so have in ur life, but u can’t help but miss a matthew.
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by HellaBella!!! November 13, 2018
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by Drek and Shronkey May 21, 2018
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