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Man Diego

A city with beautiful beaches, beautiful weather, and endless taco stands. God truly blessed this corner of the US. The people however have ruined a once great place. Despite having beautiful weather and beaches it has very Asexual overtones due to its extremely conservative nature and dispropotionate number of males to females. The male to female ratio currently hovers at about 7 to 1.

Much of this is due to two Superbowls being played in Man Diego (1998 and 2003) and every jerkoff in the Midwest in search of good weather packing up and moving here. The stupid movie "Anchorman" also played a role in the high number of fools who now call Man Diego home.

With the real estate crash, it is hoped that many Men will now move out of Man Diego and return the male to female ratio back to something more reasonable.

The ratio is Man Diego is also the cause of unattractive girls in Man Diego being harder to pick up on than Models in NYC.

It is also extremely hard to find attractive girls over the age of 26 in Man Diego. Attractive older girls get sick of so many guys hitting on them in Man Diego that they prefer the more hellish lifestyles of LA and Orange County to Man Diego.
Scenario #1

Male #1: Why are there so many guys waiting in line with spiked hair to get into that bar? Is it a gay bar?

Male #2: No, its a straight bar. It is just Man Diego.

Scenario #2

Female 26 years old: I need to move to LA. I am so sick of surfer bus boys hitting on me.

Female 25 years old: I hear you. I think I am going to stay in Man Diego one more year, then I am moving to Santa Monica.
by Steve B Manly September 22, 2007
mugGet the Man Diegomug.

Lithuania Man

Lithuania Man is a professional footballer from Portugal. He is also known for stat padding against the mighty countries Like Lithuania and Faroe Islands. He has a record for scoring 4 goals against the mighty country of Lithuania in a single match.
by 6tydfsgrsa August 24, 2020
mugGet the Lithuania Manmug.

Sunz of Man

Closely affiliated with the mighty Wu-Tang Clan, the Sunz of Man carry on the Wu's tradition of gritty beats and lyrical fury. Composed of Killah Priest, Hell Razah, 60 Second Assassin and Prodigal Sunn, they forgo typical murder and money rhetoric and focus their efforts on wordy and intelligent rhymes. Their self-titled 1998 debut (rereleased as The Last Shall Be First) featured production from reliable Wu beatsmiths RZA, Supreme, 4th Disciple and True Master, as well as help on the mic from clansmen ODB, Meth, U-God and Raekwon. In addition to their Shaolin brethren, the Sunz also collaborated with Wyclef and Earth, Wind & Fire on their single "Shining Star." Killah Priest has since released two solo albums, while the other members have been featured on several Wu-related projects.
Prior to being affiliated with Wu-Tang, Sunz of Man were known as Da Last Future and included Shabazz the Disciple, 7th Ambassador and producer Supreme, but not 60 Second Assassin.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ December 3, 2010
mugGet the Sunz of Manmug.

Bag of man

Used to describe a collective of males - a posse or gang. Also used in the abbreviated form 'bag o' man'/'bagoman'.
Example 1:

Guy 1: Yo, that guys trying to steal your bike man.. but there's four of them.

Guy 2: Let's get a bag of man and come back and fuck him up dude.

Example 2:

* A lone woman is walking along the street late at night, when a car with 4 horny guys pulls up to her and drives slowly alongside her *

Horny guy in car (driver): "Yo, we got a bag o' man in this car, what you sayin'?"
by The Real Big Daddy July 31, 2009
mugGet the Bag of manmug.

Fiorio Mans

Quality hair care and customer service for woman and men of all ages. One who wears white pants and works at Fiorio.

also; can be used as a derrogatory term meaning soft, pussy, fag etc. when referring to Henry.
man, Henry is such a Fiorio mans.
by anguyen January 21, 2008
mugGet the Fiorio Mansmug.

ocean man

The dankest man with a large dolphin dick that loves to ride to the beach. Penetrates whales and claims them as his own. Rides them to the sunset.
Oh, bro! It's Ocean Man!
Look at that riding! So Ocean Man-like!
by crimvos October 7, 2016
mugGet the ocean manmug.

man boobies

boobies belonging to a man, generally in the possession of super pea
CAUTION: the sight of man boobies can often cause vomit.
by prancing charlie April 28, 2005
mugGet the man boobiesmug.

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