Ah Jared, what name, the ugliest of them all. The name of a guy who is self centered, ignorant, pitiful, lonely, kind of fucking stupid, apathetic, disloyal, bad boyfriend, most hypocritical guy you will ever meet!
by pineappleexpress333 October 23, 2022
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Asking him for fucking money all the time.
Works at evil persons inc.
For some reason likes pizza Hawaii
Asking him for fucking money all the time.
Works at evil persons inc.
For some reason likes pizza Hawaii
by Le chat sexy October 24, 2022
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