Skip to main content

Jared

Ah Jared, what name, the ugliest of them all. The name of a guy who is self centered, ignorant, pitiful, lonely, kind of fucking stupid, apathetic, disloyal, bad boyfriend, most hypocritical guy you will ever meet!
Ugh Jared, no I don’t want you to finger me in the Jasons deli parking lot!
by pineappleexpress333 October 23, 2022
mugGet the Jared mug.

Jared

Jared! He's the homeless guy next door. He likes snails a lot and... That's it just snails. He also works for Walter because he wants to go to college, but let's be honest he's 23 and is never gonna get in college. Either way he's still determined to go to college, he also really likes his boss Walter for some reason.
El caca: Hey, look! It's Jared!
Walter: Look it's a homosexual!
by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 24, 2022
mugGet the Jared mug.

Jared

Jared, the nephew of el caca.
Asking him for fucking money all the time.
Works at evil persons inc.
For some reason likes pizza Hawaii
Walter: JARED I WANT MY COFFEE
jared: here you go.
Walter:JARED YOU DUMB FUCK YOU MESSED UP BADLY
by Le chat sexy October 24, 2022
mugGet the Jared mug.

Jared

Someone who has sexual intercourse with cats.

Someone who rapes cats without consent

Someone with a 4” by 14”

Someone who gapes cats

Someone who eats cat

Someone who overall pounds pussycats
Oh hey is that jared? Yeah, he fucking pounds cat!
by Yourlocalcatpedophile January 2, 2022
mugGet the Jared mug.

Jared

He is the nicest guy around if you need someone to talk to, talk to a jared. They are a little immature at times, but if you need a guy who will treat you write Jared’s your guy. If you become Jared’s love interest treat him right.
by Tennisgurl January 5, 2022
mugGet the Jared mug.

Jared

So easy to love yet so hard to beat in a fight. Big kid, big personality, big talent, big ego. Confidence radiates stronger than the sun. Don’t know why every girl couldn’t go after Jared. Usually has a really hot girlfriend who’s out of his league, but he only uses that to make himself more confident. Who wouldn’t love him?
by Anonymous21166 January 11, 2022
mugGet the Jared mug.

Jared

Jared is black history
Jared was there when martain Luther king jr was giving his speech
by Wigglemybutt628382738 May 13, 2022
mugGet the Jared mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email