Say for instance you know how kids be like I’m 8 in half well shiii tomorrow my birthday and I’ll be 21 so I’m 20 in a half today
by Smart guy22 November 23, 2022
Get the I’m 20 in a halfmug. by Jakes balls November 20, 2019
Get the I’m on crackmug. That orgasmic feeling when you finally get to lie down..whether that be in bed, on the ground, or even just on the floor. All the stress of the day just seeps out of you into the ground, in which you are parallel with.
by dontworryitsjustjim November 6, 2020
Get the I’m parallelmug. what somebody says when their still in shower/bed but don’t want you to think there going to take forever
person one: dude are you coming??
person two: yeah bro i’m otw, i’ll be there in 5
20 minutes later…
person one: BRI WTF ARE YOU WHERE GONNA BE LATE!!
person two: yeah bro i’m otw, i’ll be there in 5
20 minutes later…
person one: BRI WTF ARE YOU WHERE GONNA BE LATE!!
by bony taddeley November 21, 2024
Get the i’m otw, i’ll be there in 5mug. The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes
You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet
Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school
You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet
Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school
You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024
Get the I’m gonna go clog the toiletmug. A sin that Jordan Peterson considers
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Dr. JeepJorp “Why did you have to go proving that I’m a fraud!?!?”
Hym “Because it’s the truth! Ahahahahahahahahahahaa! Aha! Aha! Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!”
Hym “Because it’s the truth! Ahahahahahahahahahahaa! Aha! Aha! Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!”
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
Get the Proving that I’m a fraudmug. by iliketoeattoast September 27, 2020
Get the i’m at the poolmug.