A Nice Honda

Nice cars are used generally to compensate for a lacking in other areas. To insinuate that someone has a small penis without being direct you say they have A Nice Honda

Ethan: Wow, Rachel's new boyfriend seems really cool and chill.

Me: Yeah, but I hear he has A Nice Honda
Ethan: Damn
Me: Damn

by JacK_RabiD November 12, 2019

Smokin Opps In Da Honda Civic

Smokin Opps In Da Honda Civic

"Smokin Opps In Da Honda Civic" - Bob Belcher

by TOWH May 29, 2024

The haunting of the Honda

A story that explains about a horrific accident, the protagonist was driving his Chrysler minivan at the narrow and winding roads near the perseverance landfill in Grenada, while he was caught up in a slow traffic, he noticed a white Honda fit behind him, and the driver wasn’t paying attention, but he was watching some gross nasty gay porn or whatever, he was indulging in self pleasure, he was so distracted that he collided into the protagonist, and the other cars and then he flew over a cliff and plunged into a lagoon

The Haunting Of The Honda

One day, I was driving my Chrysler Town and Country near the Perseverance Landfill in Grenada. The air was thick with humidity and the stench of rotting garbage. On the left, the rusted wreck of the Lizie J cargo ship stood like a decaying monument. As I passed the wreck, I noticed an elderly woman in a slow-moving yellow subcompact, with a minibus tailgating her. Behind me, a white Honda Fit driven by a young man named Jeremy swerved dangerously, instead of paying attention on the road, he was watching lesbian sex or gay porn on his phone on pornhub and jerking off while driving, with the pornographic sounds blared from his car speakers. I noticed this man was driving like an idiot, so I sped up. Suddenly, disaster struck. I tried to maneuver around the elderly woman, but the Honda clipped my rear bumper, then it collided in the back of the elderly lady’s car, making her car spun off the road. The Honda then slammed into the minibus, sending it careening off the road too. Then the Honda flew over a cliff and plunge into the dirty and murky lagoon. Nearby the shipwreck. And it sank there, The Honda fit and its driver was never heard of again. A catastrophic #Hondabump.

by EMD F59PHI March 19, 2025

Kardashev Type 19.0 Hendaversal Civilizations

A Hendaversal civilization represents the ultimate, singular, and absolute point of origin—the "Hendaverse" is the first and only truly independent reality. All other verses, no matter how vast, are contingent upon it; it is the only uncaused cause. Its nature is such that its mere contemplation of possibility generates the infinite cascading chain of lower realities as ephemeral side-effects. It is pure, unqualified actuality with zero potential, as all potential has already been expressed as the totality of everything else.

Kardashev Type 19.0 Hendaversal Civilizations *Example: In theology, this is the concept of God as Actus Purus (Pure Act). A Type 19.0 civilization is that pure act—not a being that thinks or creates, but the singular, eternal event of Thinking-Creating-Existing as one indivisible action that necessarily manifests as the sum total of all that can be.*

by Abzugal February 3, 2026

“Are we all goods over Honda?”

Usually said while drunk by a fuck boy meaning, “are we good to going back to sex whenever it suits me with no strings attached?” The confusing tone allows the said fuck boy to deny any such inference the next day if access is denied. It also allows him to plead the whisky fifth. Generally it is preceded by a “miss you text”.

Hey beautiful, I miss you so much! “Are we all goods over Honda?”

by Beejuschill November 30, 2018