Punxsutawney Hot Pocket

Fill a giant turd with semen and period blood. Freeze it. Use as a dildo. Eat.

Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.

by Pastel dolphin jizz May 3, 2018

Alabama Hot Pocket

The term people searched who were too slow to pause the Buttsmarns video.
Also the act of shitting in a twat!

Buttsmarn gave Banana Girl the old Alabama Hot Pocket. Turns out the hairy hole was her fucken armpit!

by SQuicky July 9, 2019

Busted hot pocket

A snatch that has been busted open by a large object

That snatch from the bar looked like a busted hot pocket. #loose#whore#maggie

by Long dong bagong June 16, 2018

Cinnamon Hot Pocket

A cinnamon hot pocket is a sexual act in which cinnamon or any spicy powder is placed inside the rectum

"Man I could really go for a cinnamon Hot Pocket right now..."

by Michele Peeves October 2, 2025

Scottish Hot Pockets

Hot Pockets made in the edge of the world by 2 Scottish women by the the name "Hot" and "Pocket"

Whoa! You actually found Scottish Hot Pockets?!?!

by FilthyFrankisHot March 2, 2017

Aussie Hot Pocket

Is that act of shoving kangaroo shit up your partners ass, then proceed to tap that ass

We went out to eat then snuck in the zoo to do a Aussie Hot Pocket! Best first date ever!

by Le Sex Furguson IV October 8, 2020

Hot pocket

When a men enters a woman and urinates then chills

Let's hot pocket and chill

by Flybish May 19, 2022