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Pink Fluffy Handcuffs are handcuffs that are pink and fluffy
WOW! I love your pink fluffy handcuffs!
by 357TVT February 5, 2017
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to pull a Hancock

To achieve vastly beyond one's abilities; seemingly without logical explanation.

Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care in the UK, who has managed to achieve high office without any discernible talent, an alleged long-term affair with someone way out of his league, and an ally in the Prime Minister despite being woefully unprepared for a pandemic that led to a tragically high mortality rate.
"There's no chance I won't be arrested after committing all of these crimes. To get out of this, I need to pull a Hancock."

"I just got promoted three times in one day despite sexually harassing a colleague. I must have pulled a Hancock."

"The Government knighted me even though I'm being investigated for fraud. Is it because I'm a Tory donor or did I just pull a Hancock?"
by BroJayDee June 26, 2021
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Hell‘s Handicap

When one finger is raised as in a critical matched golf event. Then the motion is continued as the pointer falls to the front repeatedly to the front in the face of the viewer watching in amazement as the note their future journey to Satan’s lair.
You just sent them to the basement via Hell‘s Handicap damn right. That way bro… Leave, lower

lower

lower

even lower

have fun ya hear

3:D
by causate February 20, 2026
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