hog noggin

A word I just made up

"You're a hog noggin"

by btslol September 8, 2022

Hog snobber

A classy insult

“Stop being such a hog snobber

by Classybitchface September 10, 2022

Hooper Hog

A girl who only dates Hoopers, and tends to go from one to the other depending on how many offers one is getting compared to the other.

Jake: Did you hear Kendal left AJ for Jacob?

Michael: Nah bro. was it because Jacob’s getting more offers?

Jake: Yeah bro. She a hooper hog for sure.

by mikethehooper17 May 22, 2022

Poo Hog

An individual who is grossly overweight, perpetually sweats from every crevice of his or her body, and often times is unable to get up out of their medical grade recliner to escape their own filth without the help of Fire/EMS. While they would ideally enjoy making it to the restroom to void their bowels on their own, the over exertion will cause them to void prematurely, adding to what is the litter box they will call their sty. Some may even be related to a Chestermite.

Bryan told Don that he was sick of picking poo hogs off their floor.

by Pass the bavoisier April 3, 2022

hot hog

When the male genitalia is above room temperature.

Girl - We we’re laying in bed, then he just threw his hot hog on my leg!

by GuacTalk April 9, 2022

Hog Noggin'

The lowering of standards around the holidays (especially New Years) to increase your chances of getting a piece of ass.

It has been so long since I have been laid and the year is almost over so I'm going Hog Noggin'.

by Roganoid December 25, 2020

Hog Mom

A mom that resembles that of a hog who is very ugly.

Guy 1: Do you have a Hog Mom?
Guy 2: Yeah but what can you do I didn't choose my mom.

by Kid_Salami February 24, 2021