A contemptible person, of minimal use in society! Makes the allegation that the said person has a predilection for having sexual intercourse with goats (may of course be unfounded or true!)
by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003
Get the goat knobbermug. Taking a shit that is so epic that you need to tell others about it in great detail. Usually the shit smells like a barn animal.
"Dude, I ate at Taco Bell last night and I hat to bust a goat this morning. I was in the bathroom for 20 minutes and had to actually cut the session short because it smelled hog just after feeding time!"
by Booker C May 8, 2008
Get the Bust a Goatmug. The act of waking up a sleeping friend by smearing chunky peanut butter on one's scrotile sack, then frosting the peanut butter covered sack in beach sand.
The scrotile sack along with the penis is then pulled back and tucked behind the legs, underneath the buttocks. Then a subtle goat noise is made while backing up slowly toward the sleeping friend's face.
The scrotile sack along with the penis is then pulled back and tucked behind the legs, underneath the buttocks. Then a subtle goat noise is made while backing up slowly toward the sleeping friend's face.
Dude 1: hey! Dude2 is sleeping. How should we wake him up?
Dude 3: grab some peanut butter and beach sand and let's sea goat him!
Dude 1: you have to use chunky peanut butter!
Dude 3: grab some peanut butter and beach sand and let's sea goat him!
Dude 1: you have to use chunky peanut butter!
by AnittaSchauer February 1, 2014
Get the Sea Goatmug. An ugly ratchet hoe
Person 1: Yo, did see Hailey today?
Person 2: Yea, she looked like Mountain goat with that ugly ass weave.
Person 2: Yea, she looked like Mountain goat with that ugly ass weave.
by BigBootyJo June 17, 2015
Get the Mountain Goatmug. by Avlsteph February 23, 2019
Get the pygmy goatmug. A “cowboy” who tucks his jeans into his boots, therefore when he is butt fucking the goat it can not get away.
by Skinnypenis1234 October 21, 2018
Get the Goat fuckermug.