Glazed Éclair

Dropping a hot steamy loaf on anothers chest then coating it in semen.
She was hungry for a glazed éclair, so I made her one.
by Bone Daddy47 November 02, 2024
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Glazing the Pot

Glazing the Pot

Verb (used with object)

Not to be confused with the act of a Potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. This glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat ass, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of ejaculating ejaculating upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of cum.
Friend 1: "What's Glazing the Pot mean?"
Friend 2: "Oh boy... Well I'm pretty sure it's when a fat ass with a hairy belly shaves himself and jizzes all over his stomach."

Friend 1: "Where the hell is Bryce?"

Friend 2: "If I had to bet, I'd say he's downstairs glazing his pot."

"Dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. Did you glaze your pot last night?"
by Spen15M April 07, 2016
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Safety Glazes

Protective glasses to prevent semen from getting into your eyes .
My friend Shane always keeps his safety glazes on when I'm around.
by LollipopTom December 07, 2020
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Kiwi Glaze

When a person (typically born in New Zealand) with female genitalia ejaculates on the chest of another person, who then rubs the ejaculate on their own chest, belly and other body parts.
Holy shit! We had the best time… we did a Kiwi Glaze and then romped.
by F. Persimmon February 27, 2023
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Glazed Donut

When two males gather together, each ejaculate on opposite cheeks of a woman’s butt
“Hey bro wanna glazed donut this chick? I got left cheek you got the right cheek.”
by Tay’s.cock December 08, 2021
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Glazed Donut

A "creampie" in the asshole.
She wouldn't let me creampie her, so I gave her a glazed donut instead.
by TacoGirl88 November 02, 2021
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Glazed Donut

When you fuck a girl with a buzz cut or bald head and cum on top of her head
Lindsey just cut all her hair off so I gave her a glazed donut last night
by skinnybutpacking April 07, 2021
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