“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”
Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”
by Purplenado March 06, 2023
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Grandmas-pudding

A type of pudding made by your loving grandmother, while very tasty and sweet it reeks and then you realize grandma accidently rubbed banana pudding on her feet calluses instead of ointment so she put it back. Don't worry about it being gross though she's senile.
"Hey Billy how about that trending grandma pudding are you a fan?"
"Nah Jeff because when my grandma makes it for me she gets foot fungus stuck in it"

Grandmas-pudding: Gross foot pudding with Banana pudding being the most popular variation.
by Fat track mcdack tack January 22, 2016
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The grandma

This occurs when after impregnated a girl and after the baby is "spat" out a girls stomach becomes stretched and worn out, this aslo applies to the breasts. The parts begin to sag and look wrinkled and old.
I'm gonna dump my girlfriend because after last year she became a 18 year old grandma, or looks like one.
by Chris Lee March 29, 2004
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Grandma Text

Means when u text or respond to a text too slow , like grandma would knowing she doesn't know what to do with a text mechanism phone.
Whitney: Everytime i text shannon, she always reponds two hours from then !*frowning n frustrated*

Brandi: girl u know she is a grandma texter, she slow as hell!! lol
by Blackcat89 April 28, 2011
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original grandma O.G.

A woman who becomes a grandma before 40 years of age.
Your a original grandma O.G. because you became a grandma before 40
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