DOOM GOON

THE ACT OF ONESELF VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING WHILST DOOM SCROLLING REDDIT.

DOOM GOONING is defined as the action of oneself Doom scrolling through explicit pornographic reddit posts (Typically r/titties) Whilst vigorously beating thy meat in an animalistic fashion to achieve a heavenly orgasm.

by Quandale_DingleBalls69 May 30, 2024

doomed yaoi

the government

Republicans. Trump x vance. Trump x Elon. the eel people that live in the physics lab under your house.

Person a: "Trump and Vance are fighting again."
Person b: "doomed yaoi."

Person 1: "the eels under my house are trying to solve unified field theory again"
Person 2: "doomed yaoi."

by https.jazzy.net July 31, 2025

Doom

A street performer in which who dresses up hoping for people to give them money, usually desperate people.

Don’t give any of those dooms money.

by Logarithms1 July 5, 2025

Doom

A game made my ID software in 1993 and is now one of the longest surviving video game series.

"Hey man, have you played the new Doom game?"

by I fart poop February 14, 2021

Doom Doom

It is a different way of describing someone who is either built peculiar or their body looks like it's leaning to the side. In other words: fat.

"Yo you seen that doom doom that was walking in the hallway just now?"

by AUI January 16, 2023

O' Doom

Adjective of any test, quiz, exam, report, or assignment given by Mr. Heape.

Unquestionably, it will be harder than any of its kind ever given before.

Christy: Hey, did you finish the test in English?

Sarah: Are you kidding? That was one of Heape's Tests O' Doom.

by CrazyWolfChick January 24, 2009

Doom Loop Delay

Doom Loop Delay (or DLD for short) is when a Doom Looper (someone who watches the same TV show over and over again) has been so entrenched in their Doom Loop, that they have become out of touch with current affairs & TV shows. Shows they haven't seen seem like they were released yesterday, although most non loopers have probably seen them already. There are varying degrees of DLD, from mild to severe.

Doom Looper in the year 2020; Hey friend, have you seen "Making a Murderer"? Its this CRAZY TV documentary show!
Friend of Doom Looper; Yeah, that came out like 4 years ago? Did you only just see that?
Doom Looper in the year 2020; Yeah I just finished it yesterday...

Friend of Doom Looper; What? What have you been doing?

Doom Looper in the year 2020; I was watching "The Office" for the 645th time...
Friend of Doom Looper; I think you're suffering from Doom Loop Delay.

Doom Looper in the year 2020; That's what she said.

by Det. Lloyd Gross November 13, 2020