hottest couple alive, they fuck like it’s their last day on earth. they compliment each other very well. nicole is deeply in love with damon and she won’t admit it. damon has a picture of nicole in his wallet and in his favorite pair of boxers.
by loleatmypickle November 23, 2021
Get the nicole and damon mug.Johnny: "Remember when I predicted this would happen? Looks like I was right.
Jenny: "You're Matt Damon"
Jenny: "You're Matt Damon"
by P_Low September 13, 2023
Get the You're Matt Damon mug.When you intentionally install a set of faulty brakes in your friends car in an attempt to take their life.
by Quilyboi July 2, 2024
Get the The Brakes of Damocles mug.This act can only be performed after two days of a high protein diet consisting of eggs, meat and lots of cheese. One straddles the face a willing sexual partner and then slowly dedicates but never allowing the anus to sever the feces in order to delicately suspend a long turd that dangles over the partners face. This act was invented and performed by legendary adult film star, Golden Sterling. He in fact holds the world record for the longest turd and for the longest time the turd was suspended over his also famous partner, Lamarr of Pittsburgh
Did you see that video of Golden Sterling dangling that 18” turd? He dubbed it the Turd of Damocles!
by Golden Sterling April 2, 2025
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