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Jonny Cakes

An amatuer ping pong player from Rutherford, New Jersey who occasionally beats George Schneider on pure luck.
Jonny Cakes : Ha! Good game loser!
George : That ball skimmed the edge you lucky bastard!
by Ul<nown January 12, 2009
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Cum Cake

A cake that has cum frosting.
She just ate a cum cake.
by BJ Ondeeday February 20, 2009
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Rice Cake

Any kind of food made from rice that has been shaped, condensed, or otherwise combined into a single object.

A wide variety of rice cakes exist in many different cultures in which rice is eaten, particularly in Asia. They originate from Korea, where their ancestors made Tteok since the bronze age.
Tteok: Korean rice cakes
Puto: A Filipino steamed rice cake
Mochi: Japanese cakes made from glutinous rice
by CrosswordPuzzle October 28, 2011
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jaffa cakes

A small round cake (not biscuit, as biscuits have vat) with orange squishystuff and chocolate on top. Coverted by small children who refuse point blank to eat the cake and just eat the top >_<
hmmm i sure could eat some jaffa cakes...but the damn kids ate them all!
by Hanny May 13, 2005
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cake by the ocean

but Jeniffer you can't have cake by the ocean. your gonna get sand all over your icing.
by The mastercard guy December 19, 2015
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The Orgasmic Cake

The cake that the Merovingian gave to the poor, helpless woman, and made her have an orgasm in front of all those people.
Heh, that part in Matrix Reloaded with the orgasmic cake was fuggin' awesome.
by Wenisface May 16, 2003
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queef cake

Related to the term "douche bag." Often used for people who think they are "the shit" and "act a fool."
Hey Bill, take a look at this queef cake coming down the hall.
by yeah, ok November 29, 2007
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