I’m being chased by a lobster

You are being chased by a lobster and need to call the police right now.

People are hiring hit men lobsters so be weary

I’m being chased by a lobster

Call the police

Ok

by Chased by lobster August 12, 2019

No More Being A Leo Day

Everyone hates someone being a leo everyday well this day will stop leos being a leo

HEY ITS NO MORE BEING A LEO DAY STOP BEING A FUCKING LEO!!!!!

by NO MORE BEING A LEO December 23, 2022

you cursed human being

a person who made an image or video that triggered you in a way that makes you scream.

person: *making a cursed video/image*
me, after seeing that for the 4th time: you cursed human being.

by aritaurus. September 26, 2019

being broken up with molly

still in love and truly together forever.

damn i hate being broken up with molly, oh well ill just call her again tomorrow.

by fxcking69 March 31, 2021

no business being born bitch

An Insult to use when you want to hurt someones feelings. A low life's feelings in particularly. You make the relevancy that their life is meaningless and should have never been born.

You No BUsiness being Born Bitch .... youre so lazy and have no life.

by Natasha Tori June 30, 2020

The Boi Hand Is Being Raised

When you are about to boi someone for doing something boi-worthy.

Tim: "What's Obama's last name?"
Me: "THE BOI HAND IS BEING RAISED!!!!!!!!!"

by GREGRICK May 15, 2018

can being a whore rn

When someone gets left on seen by the whole group chat so they deleted all their messages so that someone else who previously sent a message gets left on seen by the group chat

Person1: damn can being a whore rn
Person2: fr he deleted all his messages

Can: I'm a whore

by Swagger Anthony April 10, 2022