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Best Friend

Someone who you hate in every way possible who somehow found a way into your life. You started hanging out for a while, realized you had a lot in common, and then eventually started to love just a LITTLE bit more than you hated them so now you hang out when you look like Dookey, you can fart around, you can COMFORTABLY take a shit in their house and not get new toilet paper. You are also probably friends with their siblings now too even if they are 3 and you are 37.
Ugh. I gotta go to my best friends house in an hour. Prolly just gonna watch tik tok the whole time in awkward silence but still have fun somehow.
by theChickenButt March 23, 2022
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best maid

The best man but it’s a female instead
I’m gonna make Emma my best maid
by Bud523 February 23, 2021
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best to three

When you're a sore loser and you need to string out losing.
Trent lost, so he changed it to best of three. He lost again, so he changed it to best to three to string out his loss.
by Becsas March 31, 2016
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Best friends

When the maddest hoe’s combine their forces and create the strongest bond that no boomer could ever break
Teacher: “And what is your guys’s relationship?”
Crackhead 1: “we are best friends”
Crackhead 2: “heck yes”
by Sharkieeee January 28, 2020
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Best Buy

A huge electronics store with two employees on the floor who are not cashiers. The two employees will keep at least a 50 foot buffer between themselves and any customer at all times. They will studiously avoid eye contact. If you find the item you are looking for, it will always cost 10X as much as it does on amazon- that is in no way an exaggeration. If you foolishly decide to push on with your purchase, you will first have to navigate a 300 yard long single path labyrinth of garbage impulse buy items. Be sure to take a water bottle and use the restroom before entering. These items can range from the worst (yet still overpriced) generic usb cord ever made, to expired corn nuts. When you do make it to the cashier, you will be pressured relentlessly to purchase an “extended warranty” on whatever you are buying- even if it is just the aforementioned corn nuts. The intense pressure to purchase said warranty will be interminable. It will be worse than the “coffee is for closers” scene in Glen Gary Glen Ross. If you survive this, you will be given a 6 foot long receipt in case you need to “return” the item(s). Return is in quotes as it is purely hypothetical, No one in recorded history has ever succesfully returned an item to Best Buy.
Bob: Hey, where should we hang out tonight?
Sally: I was thinking either Best Buy or the sixth circle of Hell.
Bob: OK, Hell it is!
by Kickolaus Nage October 8, 2021
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Best Hugger

Best Hugger is a sentence used to describe Stray Kids' leader Christopher Bang Chan because of his habit of giving his big hugs at the end of each weekly Channie's Room stream.
by Stayri May 21, 2023
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Tom Best

The coolest guy ever XDXDXD Probably smokes a lot of cigs. Probably likes Young Adz a lil too much, so much so he could have sexual feelings for the Uk rapper
"Hey do you think Tom Best is weeding with us tonight" - "For sure hes Tom Best"
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