monk bumming

to conjour the idea of having anal sex with a monk when being offered the chance of sex with an ugly woman especially when she has a yeast infection.

i'd rather go monk bumming than have sex with you love!

by Fallulah Hoochie May 23, 2008

bum soup

the soup like quality and consitency of ones excrement after a night of heavy alcohol/substance abuse...

bum soup....the shit that pours from ones ass like soup (vegetable!!)

by Andrea W December 1, 2007

Bum Pilot

The name given to somebody with the ability to artfully navigate their way around the depths of anal space. To bravely go where no cock has gone before.

"Oh my God, look at Tom delve. Hes really earned his stripes here Will. Hardcore bum pilot. "

by Laaaad February 23, 2009

Harry Bum

Name given to a person who has an extraordinarily hairy ass

Harry....Harry Bum!

by Big Leg January 17, 2010

Bum Tongue

A large, meaty column of flesh that punches out from the sphincter of an Ostrich in order to expel fecal matter.

Holy crap! Look at that Ostriches huge bum tongue!!

by Pail Plovers May 3, 2011

bum grease

The disgusting film of dirt or grease that bums leave behind after sleeping on train seats

Don't sit there, that dirty hobo left behind some bum grease!

by BbStarD June 18, 2011

bum trash

The product made when one takes a dump; another name for poop, shit, crap.

I just got rid of a bowel full of bum trash.

There's a flaming bag of bum trash on the porch! Those damn kids.

by Sweet Chazz September 10, 2011