Alan Story

A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.

Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"

Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."

by Derog June 26, 2015

Going for an alan

When you go to a public toilet giving the impression of going for a shit but have a wank instead

I’m just going for an alan

by Scott1995 October 29, 2017

Alan

Alan a dude who’s the biggest simp for a girl named Raven

Did you see Alan simping for Raven

by random user79 July 9, 2020

Alan

monki porn watcher
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Alan, Do you watch monkey porn?

by hfdsiofsdjipovnkljohetyetyjhio February 18, 2023

alan

The prettiest most amazing person in the entire world like so amazing it's unreal

For example omg do you see that guy over there!? He's so pretty!

Oh yeah that must be Alan

by 🫶🏻🫶🏻 June 21, 2022

Alan alkadoo

man with a huge Cock

Oh wow is that Alan alkadoo wow alan big pp

by Alan Alkadoo lover November 23, 2021

Alan

The nicest person out there, it is easy to become friends with him. He is the type of person who would do anything to make the people he cares about happy. Words to describe him: smart, generous, caring, kind, cute :), talented, and funny. He is a complete sweetheart and can't stay mad at someone for more than 30 seconds. He is literally flawless and can make the perfect friend, or something even more. Once you meet an Alan, you'll never want to let him go. Once he leaves, it may be hard for him to come back.

Person 1: You know that guy who is really good at guitar and volunteers at the animal shelter?

Person 2: Oh him? Yeah, his name is Alan.

Person 1: Really? No surprise there :)

by anonymous November 21, 2021