Alabama Hot Pocket

When you yell roll tide as you cum during a devils threesome

Justin L. just can’t cum unless it’s an Alabama hot pocket.

by TitsGritsnLit March 20, 2020

Alagrimmba Hot-Pocket

When you shove Grimmi Logs into your own anus

I can't wait until my Amazon Prime order of Grimmi-Logs arrives so that I may give myself an Alagrimmba Hot-Pocket

by FatFuckingPussy March 24, 2025

Hot Pocket

When you are fucking a toaster and you hold down the power button.

I burned my dick giving my toaster a Hot Pocket.

by CowboysFan777 June 3, 2017

Haubs Hot Pocket

When multiple men of different ethnicities fill every hole on a woman with their meat and violently ejaculate a hot load in her.

Hey Uncle Danny, Carol really had a great time enjoying Haubs Hot Pocket last weekend at the firehouse with Dirty Mike and the boys!

by Jaron Aacobs December 19, 2024

California Hot Pocket

When a New Age Hippie / people from LA, shit in a girl's or a man's ass then dips a hot pocket or a sandwich in the ass and eats it like a French dipped sandwich. While eating the sandwich, the person that is eating the sandwich starts having intercourse with the shit filled ass.

Logan Paul just gave that man a California Hot Pocket.

by PuRgE445 June 10, 2022

Hot Pocket

When a straight couple has sex in a sleeping bag, causing them to be very sweaty and disgusting.

Aye, me and my bitch made a hot pocket last night

by Vinny7272 on Xbox November 26, 2020

Hot-Pocketing

The sexual act of inserting a hot pocket into one’s anus and having a sexual partner eat the hot pocket, causing the molten liquid from said hot pocket to ooze deeper into the anal cavity. The best flavors to use are chicken, broccoli, & cheddar as well as the classic pepperoni pizza flavor.

“I think that Tony and I have taken it to the next level in our relationship! He agreed to let me try Hot-Pocketing him!”

by mustysausage November 1, 2018