Monkey Purple

Color of a penis after a male has sex with a virgin. Also color of testicles after a male has sex after having blue balls. It is refered to as monkey purple because a vagina is called a monkey.

Dang, my balls went from blue to monkey purple.

by Dr. Monkey October 16, 2011

Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy

yo: i love my newport monkey i use it everyday
gurt: not very cool man

by kathred May 27, 2025

Jeremiah/Porch Monkey

He has a large head he’s a bitch

“hey look! Its that bitchass monkey”
Jeremiah/Porch Monkey

by Dayummateyouup December 3, 2021

national chunky monkey day

March 22
A day to celebrate all chunky monkey's around Canada

Hey what day is it

It is national chunky monkey day

by sxetin March 8, 2023

blunder monkey

Someone who can not grasp the task at hand even though it’s the simplest of all tasks. A baboon, an idiot, moron, nincompoop, dead weight at work kind of guy.

Bud: man that guy over there’s a total blunder monkey, can’t even breathe right.

by WashYourPits June 25, 2019

Rat Monkey

A racial slur for all races using the term "monkey".

"That group of people over there is a much of rat monkeys"

by LatvianGod May 20, 2023

monkey twist

Monkey twist is a position when both standing and where a girl takes her friend by the neck and like hangs on him while she puts her legs around his hips. Nothing sexual, but of course better in a real skinny dip adventure.

And then she did the monkey twist, that was the moment the world started to turn around him.

by 2. March 5, 2016