It All Comes Down To Dick

Theory explaining that sexual selection in Homo Sapiens is determined by the male’s sexual performance i.e. his ability to provide strong orgasm to females, which is mostly determined by penis size, shape, stiffness, endurance, etc . One of the main explanations for the fact that xenophobic circles are mainly populated by men with small penises and sexually frustrated women.

Milf #1: I’m sick of Derek’s racist slur. I just blocked him from my list. I can’t believe such an educated being xenophobic.

Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.

by Toilette March 30, 2015

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Layin Tha Shii TF Down

-to be good at satisfying a woman sexually
-could include intercourse or other means
-screaming through the walls
-given some act right, now she acting right

Me: "I swear to god i "layed tha shii down last night"
Bae: "You gon lay that shii down again?"
Layin Tha Shii TF Down: gave her/him plessure that he/she needed

by La'Trisha November 21, 2023

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Bolt Down Baby

1. When the L.A Chargers lose to the N.E Patriots 28-41 in the divisional round .

2. To be stuck in a moment of sadness or depression. When the party is definitely not ready to start

Example 1
A: yo man I’m super sad rn my friend Cassidy just died .

B: yooo.. bolt down baby .. bolt down

Example 2

L.A Charger fans around the world : “ bolt
Down baby”

by Sbr2thliontiger January 15, 2019

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You need to calm down

Said when someone is over reacting to the smallest things especially on the internet.

Also a reference to the song "You need to calm down" by Taylor Swift.

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Person 1:*Over reacting*
Person 2:"You need to calm down, you're being too loud."
Person 3:"And im just like oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh."

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The tree fell down

What you want to say when you are saying that a specific tree fell down.

Tim said to his friend Jim "The tree fell down right here." and not even a few seconds later a tree had fallen down on Jim. He was fine in the end but he had to get another job because he couldn't afford to pay his medical bills to the Hospital.

by ComputerWorld February 4, 2024

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