Jesus Cumming

Jesus did cum in his time he had cum 3000 times as soon as he was born.

I was watching Jesus Cumming

by JESUS CUMMING April 05, 2023

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cum sticker

Cum that is dried on someone’s skin that you can peel off in a solid piece. Usually resembling dried Elmer’s glue.

Last night was so crazy I bet Samantha wakes up with a few cum stickers.

by lebrah March 21, 2023

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When you can no longer remove your pussy piercings because they are cum-welded shut

I can’t get my clit piercing out, it must be cum welded shut.

by Milfy dearest April 14, 2021

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Alternative word for living being that reproduces heterosexually

Person 1: put a pile of cement under it.
Person 2: don't listen to cum construct over here.

by October 04, 2021

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Alternative word for organisms that reproduce heterosexually

Person 1: put a pile of cement under it.
Person 2: don't listen to this cum construct

by MeatNutsDietzNuts October 04, 2021

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A slut who takes semen in the mouth, ass and vagina.

by PhoenixGamer34 June 19, 2023

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Cargo Cum is when you break into a girls house and cum in all of her cargo pants.

you: Yo jeff i pulled a “Cargo Cum” on jenna

jeff: What the actual fuck

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