Slap a kid day

This day started almost 6 months ago when my dad decided he was fed up and screamed it’s slap a kid day

Some famous celebrities that this has happened to
Mike Tyson,slim shady and many more

Hey son you failed a math test did you know it’s also slap a kid day

by The modern Shakespeare June 24, 2022

dino kid

A dino kid is a kid who keeps their dinosaur phase into adulthood. So, even if their 30, they would probably have dinosaur themed rooms. Even a dinosaur themed toilet. They might do that, turn it into a career, or both.

Timmy: Mama, why is there a park made of dinosaurs called Jurassic Park?
Timmy’s mom: Because the creator, Dr. John Hammond, is a dino kid.
Timmy: Mama I think you’ve been on urban dictionary too much again.

by Cypher Cyrus June 21, 2022

Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick

Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon

by Trem55 January 20, 2017

Kid

Someone who thinks way too highly of themselves. They tend to have a false sense of confidence, sense of entitlement, and a low I.Q.

Ok Kid. Bye

by S. Savage January 2, 2023

Someone who likes 20 kids

Janice

Someone who likes 20 kids

by it’s true I promiśę October 29, 2019

Kid Evier

A young up and coming rapper, from Waterloo iowa, who loves to flex expensive things he haves, loves to flex on hatters, and will do what he wants. Think of lil pump, but with more brain cells common sense.

Kid Evier: Yo broski, I just threw 50 AirPods at a cop car while this one bitch gave me head in my Ferrari.

Friend: that’s li...

Kid Evier: I’m going to go crash my lambo and buy another one.

Friend: ok? Wait. You don’t even have a license yet.

Kid Evier: so

by Kid Evier March 10, 2019

Kid catcher

When a woman shaves around her pussy but leaves the hair between it and her belly button. That way the dude can pull out and the kids get caught in the jungle.

She had a super thick kid catcher but I ate her pussy anyway.

by Therealdeal1984 November 30, 2022