blooming cunt

Blooming Cunt, defined as a person who completely pisses you off with their stupidity. Someone who rides the imaginary short bus with drool cup in hand and their helmet fastened snugg, yet every once in a while comes up with an amazing concept. Usually said concept was done 30 years earlier. . Beggers, whiners, drunken idiots, not to be confused with a bloody Cunt, they're different animals in the same zoo.

Example, Here comes John he's such a blooming Cunt, i dk why you're his friend. He buys stuff. Oh he is a blooming Cunt. . it's so sad to see all the homeless near downtown, shut up they're just a bunch of blooming cunts. I'm not drunk, no, you're a blooming Cunt. Cunt blooming

by BigDaddy Double J April 14, 2016

Shit Cunt

A name known for the small cocked cunt of a human being known by most as samuel smith

Sam is a shit cunt

by Ben perry101 December 15, 2018

Cunt cake

My girlfriend Heather Tressel

Heather your a beautiful cunt cake

by DitchBaby June 6, 2023

Fire cunt

Max Garrard

Max Garrard is such a cunt he’s a fire cunt. A cunt, but on fire. Fire cunt.

by Junt February 22, 2020

Cunt Curtin

When your pussy lips hang low.

Dude this bitch had some cunt curtins

by SC812 September 11, 2009

Cunting

to cunt

"cunts is cunting"

by Jackavocado October 29, 2020

Cunt kid

A winey lil aggravating spoiled ass child that thinks everything must go their way........

The cunt kid was screaming throughout the store

by Dirt Road Hustler May 22, 2020