one nut wonder

The nickname of Bryce Shetter of Decatur High School, which was given to him because he only has on nut.

Hey, Tristen! What Bryce’s nickname?

You mean the One Nut Wonder

by Meat sheath February 26, 2018

Nut pinch

The act of someone’s testicles, crotch, genitals, nuts, genitalia, groin being pinched by other male or female.this cause’s extreme pain in said nuts for the usually unwilling nut pinch to the male genitalia/nuts

Guy 1: “hey man I nut pinched guy 3, and he fell to the floor but wail he had been laying there he reached for my nuts and nut squeezed me”

Guy 2: wow you to I also nut pinched guy 3. but he had done nothing yet to me”

Guy 1: I’m pretty sure I had nut squeezed him today”
Guy 3 runs up to guy 1 & 2 reached down there pants garbed there nuts and did a nut squeeze

by Biggest brain December 13, 2022

You Gotta Be Pullin My Nuts

Annoying

Say if your friend says we have to redo an entire thing then you would say you gotta be pullin my nuts

by LIL NUT 17 July 23, 2021

Confederate Nut Cracker

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up

Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

National Nut Day

June 11, the day where everyone is gonna nut or squirt

Aye bro lets nut today, it’s National Nut Day!

by professionalnutter June 10, 2024

Honey nut cheerio

Something male bees do, the act of producing honey, or buying honey, fucking, and then dieing

Person1: im gonna honey nut cheerio tonight
Person2: oh god oh no

by Blight 420 July 2, 2021

Deez nuts

Best comeback in history.

1.) Hey did you see what happened to Biden?!

BIDEN DEEZ NUTS
AUDIENCE:OHHHHH

2.) Hey what’s your favorite candy?

CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YO MOUTH

3.) Hey did you see the CD’S I told you about?

SEE DEEZS NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH

by Your mom😐 October 8, 2021